Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Roid' Rage!!!

Whenever steroids are mentioned, the only thing people talk about is how they ruin your body….. and make a bad example for kids to follow…..

(Cue Nagging Bitch Voice)

Eat your vegetables…..work hard….You don’t need them they’ll only hurt you in the long run….I’m only saying this for your own good…”

What about this?... “Hey you bespectacled Harry Potter looking douche…shoot this in your ass for a couple of years and you’ll wind up in the Hall of Fame”….

I encourage steroid use....I Like to see home runs...What the fuck do I care if you sneeze in 20 years and pudding sloshes around your head??...Want that big baseball contract??....Shut your fucking face..... shoot enough juice to paralyze a horse…hit home runs and fuck alot of girls…Then… When you’re in your 40’s…You can worry about your dried up minuscule testicles…and it won’t matter if your sterile cause by that time you’ll fucking hate kids anyway….

And as far as them shrinking your nuts….Who cares?? What do big balls do for you anyway?? I mean for one there’s a greater chance of getting hit in them…two….you also increase the odds of sitting on them…and three…you don’t want them dripping in the water like a teabag when you’re dropping a deuce…

So make my balls as tiny as you can I say....I don’t care….I bet no balls would help my swimming…My dick would be acting like a rudder…none of that ball drag weighing me down…Hey dolphins got no balls and they swim fast as shit…Seems like a win-win to me....

So stop douching and start juicing..... you pussy....