Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tiger Woods Sets The Record Straight...

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Taylor Swift Turns 20...

Now normally you would never find stupid news like this here...But I just want to share this tidbit. Because it finally means I can share with others my desire to bang this chick's brains out. I want to do things that are only legal in like 3 countries with her, let her werewolf queer boyfriend films the whole thing and then post it to youtube for the world to see, and no one can label me a sex offender now.

I mean look at this chick...She's like the innocent girl next door.  She has no idea I'm a sick perverted weirdo who wants to masturbate with IcyHot into her hairbrush...I'm just kidding guys, come on who would masturbate with IcyHot?? Seriously though what guy in his right mind would not want to be the guy to teach her what Tiger Woods wife finally learned...That guys deep down are all pieces of shit, and we only want one thing from as many women. or men whichever the case may be, from as many people as we can get to give it to us.  Some of us will eventually grow up and get married and choose to no longer partake in this practice.  But that doesn't mean we never think about it...Still  some of us grow up and get married, and continue to poke anything that blinks their eye, i.e. Tiger Woods.  Anyway, I'm rambling; the point is now that she's 20 I can make sexual references about Taylor and not have anyone call Chris Hansen to have me meet him in a kitchen with beer, condoms, and a transcript.

So happy birthday Taylor...Get drunk, get naked, make some bad decisions, let people video tape it, and let us enjoy it.  The Photoshopped nude fakes just don't do it for me anymore...I know your not really a 40DD, and only J-Lo and Kim Kardashian have an ass like that...

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