I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me.....

When people hear the word stalker they only think of the suspicious man jerking-off in his car while he stares through your window, or the guy that's always sitting a little too close to the kids on the bench by the elementary school playground. I always say what about the huge ego boost he's going to be giving to some lucky lady?? Let's face it, women are always complaining about how fat they are and how hard it is to get a man to pay attention to them. You never acknowledge that some persistent guy, who has to get up for work in the morning no less, is spending valuable hours of his life salivating at the chance to cut off a lock of your hair, or possibly sniff your filthy, dirty undies.....

Give that stalker a chance and he'll treat you right. He obviously admires you and instead of slapping him with a restraining order, say "Hi!" and let him do your bidding....Need a ride to the airport?? He's your man! Need those rain gutters cleaned out?? He's your man!! Need the guy you're currently dating stabbed to death?? He's your man!!

All I'm saying is you can bet your ass if I had a stalker that creepy bitch would be washing my truck once or twice a week and taking care of my dirty laundry......See that's the problem with women they only want a man that's stable, or a productive member of society.....who isn't going to flip out or try to fuck their sister....or masturbate into their hairbrush.....I mean at least when you're being stalked you know someone is watching over you..The added bonus is if you happened to get attacked or raped you can rest easy knowing your stalker is right around the corner to come and break it up....

So ladies don't be so quick to turn that creepy guy away, stalkers are people too....